so. paysite may look to increase breast. For everything out - an hour on the layout of an hour on the stretch. In the past it would take less time, but simultaneously also rewrote the engine a little bit - added a couple of options. And I do not like Ajax, therefore, limited to layout, and a pair of strings in Java. You can set your paysite to do anything - no restrictions.
Number of working, the price corresponds to reality - no more than 1. Five rubles for all operators - especially for such a price test attached. At the paysite is a reference on the plate with the prices. Can pay and see inside the exclusion zone. While there's nothing there yet, you can put in anything from the archive and links to videos from youtube to a full guide with pictures in html. You can even cover up so the whole site: paysite put the splash, and in the header site crashes into a simple widget to verify the access.
So, what can our designer:.
- Take any templates or even entire websites. You can close the site of one line in the header - there is a payment, have access. No credit cards - the user throws.
- Access is fixed over time: half an hour to put the user to work with the site and if it did not, then it is automatically thrown out and will have to pay again.
- Connecting to the aggregator is based on a lightweight: you pass the interview at the unpretentious ICQ, which resulted in getting official word. The tariff can be chosen: there is room for 11, 28, 70, 150, 260 rubles without VAT.
-. setting. piece of cake (username: admin, password: 123). IMHO, even a baby to cope. Office of the statistics is even easier. Now you can watch, but if changes disabled for security reasons.
- Double control system: you have statistics on the paysite and have the stats in the panel aggregator. If the SMS is sent - this is recorded on the paysite, and if payment is not in the panel aggregator - you may make a claim. T. e. sheyv not pass.
- No DDOS from competitors. This is your and only your project, of which only you know.
- You can pour the traffic from different sources and monitor their effectiveness. There is support for any number of sabekkauntov.
- The Commission recommended aggregator allows you to receive approximately 1. 2 times more than in any affiliate of the price of sms. For example, from 260 rubles. you get about 115-120 rubles. Earn more!.
- You can connect to another aggregator ( if you suddenly religion prohibits work with ours). Nothing complicated there is no. Advice will help, but he will not do.
- The engine operates on the files, all third-party data is cached - this eliminates the problem of high load on the server. In fact, only you can stretch - recounting statistics. T. e. You can pour tons of traffic, the engine do not care.
Questions?.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Saturday's tits paysites on the basis of the designer
Friday, May 25, 2012
Google ' spill the beans
Video, which shows the radically redesigned Gmail email on. Google. Accidentally hit on YouTube ahead of time. According to him, in the near future, users of the service are waiting for the new interface and new features.
How it will change the exterior of Gmail, it could be assumed in the past - will change her look like a. Google. other, processed in the spirit of the new social network services (Documents Google, Calendar, etc. n. ). Design has become more ' industrial ', and the colors - brighter. Those who are so not like minimalism, Google will offer new themes, background images using high-resolution.
Conversation will now be displayed in a new, more convenient. In particular, it will be shown photographs of participating in an electronic ' conversation ' users. For convenience, increased length of the text from the beginning of the letter that appears in the preview mode.
Psychological workshop - to live with her mother
Writing to you under the rubric of Mary (conditionally). Not so long ago I got married, my husband is a smart, well- earned, over time, we plan to have children. First, we rented an apartment in the city center, it was a good and inexpensive kopeck piece, where we eventually started up affectionate cat, and I even began to furnish a little house.
However, after a while my husband 's mother convinced him that we need to save on housing costs by reducing. In the end, I was faithful dekabristka was forced to move after her husband to his mother in a suburb in the two-room apartment, where we were given the penalty room. Now the road to work takes about an hour (well, there is a machine on the bus - the constant hustle ), after six in the suburbs have nothing to do, the kitty had to give the other hand, sex has become a rare and irregular (when mom is not home ). Of course, I said nothing about such inconveniences for women, as two housewives in the kitchen, and regular advice on all - around - around.
I, of course, a small specialist in the field of mathematics, but I still do not understand how to eat two-bedroom apartment could greatly interfere with the accumulation of a new. But thinking so I'm starting to feel like a bad wife, who hates his mother in law. What do I do? .
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Scientists have discovered two new blood
Scientists from the University of Vermont in the U.S. have revolutionary discovery. As it turned out, in addition to well-known blood groups - I, II, III and IV - there are two new ones - and Junior Langerays.
Biologists believe that the discovery of these groups is a ...
According to research leader Brian Ballifa, the problem of incompatibility of blood types and Junior Langerays blood transfusion is a rare. However, certain ethnic groups are at greater risk.
... Japanese have a junior with a negative Rh factor and, therefore, may experience problems with blood transfusions, and the incompatibility of mother and fetus, ...
In collaboration with the French and Japanese counterparts professionals with mass spectrometry revealed two proteins on the surface of red blood cells - ABCB6 and ABCG2, which determine the blood group types of Langerays and Junior. These proteins belong to transport proteins ( involved in the transport of metabolites, ions inside the cell and out ).
... The last such discovery was made 10 years. Both of the identified proteins associated with resistance to anticancer drugs, so that research results can be used to improve the treatment of cancer (particularly breast cancer), ...
Next, the team conducted genetic tests confirming the connection of new proteins with the formation of blood systems Langerays and Junior.
In addition to the well-known ABO blood group system (the main blood group system, which is used for blood transfusions in humans) and Rh system, the International Society of Blood Transfusion has allocated 28 additional blood group - Duffy, Kidd, Diego, Lutheran and other. However Langerays and Junior has not yet been included in this list.
Despite the fact that the antigens for these blood groups have been identified 10 years ago, pregnant women having difficulty carrying a child with an incompatible blood type, genetic basis of these antigens was not known.
... However, the situation may soon change, ... This is especially important for patients being prepared for organ transplantation.
... Rejection may be associated with proteins ABCB6 and ABCG2, it also occurs when the immune system produces antibodies against the unknown blood, attacking your own body, ...
The scientist and colleagues continue to investigate the antigens on the surface of red blood cells. He believes that there are 10-15 of unknown blood group.
Source: focus. ua.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Woe from Wit
I talked to the lunch break with colleagues on the socio -economic imbalances in the European countries, the consequences are not otherwise curious paradoxes can not be called. I mean, that in some European countries such as England or Germany today is more profitable not to work getting ' social programs '. State aid in the form of cash benefits under the social programs of this is enough for our former countrymen and by nationals of those countries to live almost normal without doing anything! . Dmitry Soshina. London, shown last week in the news for. the first channel. Devoted to these problems ' they '. Thus, in a mansion valued at 2 million. pounds, is not located in the poorest area of London has been instilled in my mother with children. His family, it has a benefit and that it lacks! . And such is becoming less so as it turns out, is possible and not working. Young people, seeing such an optimal solution to their problems, do not worry about employment relying on state aid. The result is that the number of workers begins to decline and the burden of maintaining idle fellow gradually increases! . but there is no. The number of ' dependents in the law ' rather impressive and. influential, if we consider them as part of the electorate. Reforms in the area of social support may not like the voters and the government may lose substantial support from the population. The state was held hostage by their own rules.
So, I digress, our conversation touched upon the issue of remuneration of representatives of our countries' shared categories: manual workers, and intellectual. A friend of mine to criticize the situation with the wages of scientists in our country is suddenly told that it is correct. They say in America, working as if gets 15-25 bucks an hour. In the USSR, exalting physical labor and it was considered prestigious to go to work at the plant, and representatives of the intellectual professions have sent down to the level of the layer called ' intellectuals ', with it, so that the word has become offensive tone. The consequence is that science, knowledge, activity itself associated with the management of knowledge and innovation, government and business are not treated as a priority and the basis for sustainable development of economy and society, otmazyayas only declarations.
Conclusion: The head is less advantageous to think ' we ' - the repair of apartments you can earn much more than protecting and extending the candidate's research work, but work with your hands do not benefit ' them ' - an hour on the couch is paid higher than the machine or on a construction site. Well, do not dream of it?.
Paradox! .
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Pick up car at auction for a week from 16.04 to 22.04
In Russia, an increasing number of pikapovodov. There is a community of people who considered themselves very convenient for this type of vehicle.
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Sunday, May 6, 2012
In Belarus, listening, even in restaurants
Former Ambassador of Ukraine has told how Alexander Lukashenko furious criticism from the.
December 19 will be a year from the date of brutal dispersal of the rally of the opposition in Belarus after the presidential election.
Former Ambassador of Ukraine to Belarus Roman Immortal shared with the news. tochka. net memory of the sad events of the day.
Immortal explained why diplomats never buy Belarusian products, and who could become the future president of Belarus.
- What has changed in Belarus for the year after the presidential election and the brutal dispersal of the meeting on December 19?.
- A year has changed that collapsed so-called ... The economy is in a decrepit state. The level of hoarding more than 40%. Tractor Plant piled tractors, which no one buys. The State purchases computers for schools, which under the label of Belarus was written by Samsung.
When we are told, take the example of Belarus, then I say, ... When it is said that in Belarus the best food, the right wants to recall the Chernobyl radiation contamination and 2/3 of the Belarusian land. And where is the milk, potatoes and meat, because they can not be used. But it is all there is status in Belarus liquidators who do not have the appropriate zones, people do not get higher pension payments.
Foreign diplomats for some reason do not buy products in Minsk, and travel to Vilnius. But in Belarus to radiation no one says, because they believe that it is immoral.
- How do Belarusians react to all this?.
- Unfortunately, the Belarusians today - it is completely pinned down by a tyrant and a system of people. As a poet once wrote Maxim Bogdanovich for his people: ... Thee has always kicked around ...
In conversation I have seen a strange trend, as people began to offer and never agreed, it does not give answers to simple questions. They were afraid. Officials do not speak Belarusian, the native language is spoken primarily by representatives of the opposition. The opposition understands that there is no language - no state. And it could put the state on the brink of extinction spiritual.
Mass arrests, harassment of opposition Lukashenko has long crossed the line, which is a crime. This is not a crime, it's like genocide.
It is so painful to watch as well destroy the Belarusian nation. When you communicate with individual members of the elite, you know, so these people are in spirit the Europeans. He had to happen to such a misfortune that came to power, a man who simply passes through the grater a great nation.
- How can Lukashenko as to control the situation?.
- The whole society is now transformed into a militarized system. Where is the biggest paycheck? . There are all going to learn. It is desirable trough, in which everyone wants to get.
We are dealing with a mass prepared Lukashenko. The word is not spoken, it is not just a rejection of. This is a declaration of war, you automatically become an outlaw, and you can be arrested.
This all reminds me of not even 1937, but rather the time of Ivan the Terrible with his oprichniki.
Tyrant who is trying to paralyze the power of dissent on the basis of medieval approaches. Today we deal with the fact that people can not gather more than three. This is considered a meeting. And all these people can be arrested. All of these special forces on the cars without license plates. It's scary. I'm not talking about listening.
- You also listened to?.
- Yes. When you're talking about something, and then based on that conversation you asked the Deputy Minister, you do not need to be very wise to understand what you are listening.
They listen to each step. Even in a restaurant, as in Soviet times, sit down and write what are you talking about what you eat. Experienced people advised me - if you want to properly sit in a restaurant, it's better to go for the 170 km to Vilnius. In Minsk, do not. If by chance your friends will tell an anecdote about Lukashenko, the article may give.
Wiretapping is legal there. There's no such thing at all as freedom of speech. Even the Internet is monitored. Under the control of not only informational sites, but users of all correspondence.
- Lukashenko is often criticized abroad. At the last US-EU summit is very much about the situation in Belarus. Why Lukashenko does not respond to such harsh criticism?.
- Lukashenko - a drama with comedy, which is worth describing in some thriller. He is spoken, and their own and others, that a person with a mental, not all normal. He then hung up, then shoots himself. This is the miracle of Belarus in the heart of Europe, which is not able to influence neither the EU nor the U.S. nor Russia.
Even Yanukovych, who responds to criticism. And here - on the contrary, because every word of criticism from abroad, said that Lukashenko furious. He has some amazing backlash: cry arrests and allegations that Belarus is jealous.
- Regarding the events of 19 December, where you will then receive information and what was your first reaction?.
- On the dispersal of the rally on December 19 the first time I heard from the participants in the rally. For me, still remains a mystery as to Ukrainian journalists managed to escape from the boiler, as they were at the heart.
It was all cordoned off and closed so that it was impossible to imagine. That evening, the people who gathered in the square, were doomed.
First kgbshniky instigated a campaign to Government House and the breaking of glass. Broke the windows on that side, which can not be used as input. T. e. knock there was no one to. It can be seen even in the photo, as the instigators headphones hung as they are engaged in a dialogue. These photos are spread all over the world, they were actively discussed among diplomats.
After that the police trampled on people just. Even after cleaning the area where abandoned pipes and fittings. This was done with one purpose: to photograph evidence of mayhem, who allegedly planned to protesters.
Lukashenko and his team needed the defeat of the opposition, because they saw their election results. They lost their. Even in Minsk, the area in front of the presidential administration voted for Lukashenko - as much as 36% of voters.
- Among those detained were your friends? .
- There were. Because I was familiar with many of the opposition, often met with them. I have many of them became close. For me it's great people, who defend the sovereignty of their country.
They are forced now to write a petition for clemency. They refuse to do it, because they are not who and what to ask for pardon. I have great respect and Andrei Sannikov and Irina Khalip, and Dmitry Bondarenko. This is a great people. This is the real Belarusian.
- Can the Lukashenko regime to be overthrown in the near future, which may in Belarus this happen?.
- I am convinced that Lukashenko days left in the past, and it will happen very quickly. The situation comes to an end.
Now the cream of the Belarusian nation in prisons, and in such circumstances it is difficult to fight. It should be understood that the Belarusians do not have the confidence to Lukashenko.
He needed only to Russia. With its help to the poor Belarusian sderut the shirt. It is their greed for power will give all. Already passed the Russian gas transportation system. Do not rule out the possibility that he will be calculated Tractor Works, ...
Lukashenko may transfer power to his eldest son, Viktor? .
Do you know how to say in a joke only a fraction of a joke, the rest is true. How to tell the Belarusian officials, Viktor Lukashenko in private drinking bouts often referred to as the future president of Belarus. Lukashenko comfortable with this. Why not? .
In Victor is under the control of the Central Analytical Department, which is part of the Presidential Administration. Under his conduct is the Security Council, KGB, police, army. That is, it controls all security services. It seems that he is indeed prepared to power.
However, Viktor gifted man, he is intelligent, educated, graduated from the University of Minsk.
But there is a system that is easy to make fun of him. Therefore, he is a man of the same world as the father of. I think that Belarus does not change over a period of ... Belarus will change if it becomes a democratic state. Only democracy can do this from Belarus prosperous country.
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Thursday, May 3, 2012
Jokes spring
And so it turns out. I wanted to do something for the first day of vacation, and then you notice that has to work out.
The signal ' SOS ' inexperienced young radio operator apprehended literally.
A rainy day in October. cemetery. silence. Drunk engraving maker deliberately knocks on the.
freshly installed tombstone: Peter Petrov. was born. died. and m. Dr.. Behind him.
two unfortunate grandmother, cousin of the deceased, the process control. ask:.
- Young people and can be shaped as letters attributed to lower young: ' Beloved Petenka from loving sister and aunt? '.
- Yes, me on the dick, even though ' Happy New Year! '.
Of the explanatory.
' It started to rain and an umbrella, I was not, so I got out of the sandbox mold and went with him.
The children in the rain still did not play '.
In the shop:.
- Excuse me, you have ground coffee or instant?.
- Soluble.
- A good one?.
- Well, I do not know. People take, dissolved.
Stood on the sidelines of a snowman wearing a reflective vest and cap the old police.
Black and white stick, too, he had.
Passing by drivers of reduced speed and honking ecstatically.
Passing by traffic cops stopped, got out and began to be photographed with.
this snowman. Drivers passing by began to stop and take pictures.
cops, taking photos with snowman.
I was lying in his lap, ten minutes, he stroked my hair and smiles.
And suddenly says: ' Just a skull with skin and covered with hair, but how beautiful! '.
Hello! .
It is good that we have never met in life, would have killed each other. Good-bye!.
- Do I sound so stupid?.
- You see, my dear, it's not so easy. I am always overwhelmed.
feeling that you're stupid does not seem.
That childhood was over, I personally knew when the parents at home, began to hide from me brandy.
One pathologist liked to joke. Out of his office, approached.
to the patient near the procedural reading of his diagnosis, and with utter displeasure:.
- Damn, I'm going to rest tomorrow.
My brother washes.
Mom at the computer: Vanya, you then someone writes a message: ' I'm in the shit! '.
Brother: Write ' I'm no' and put a sad smiley....
Brought to the hospital this drunken peasant, robbed, and a little dirty. look to.
these three, or even four different doctors. While all of this bagpipe stretched, little man lamented the money, and sobered otbolel. doctor:.
- What are complaining?.
- The lack of money.
- Strangely, I have - too!.
- So the epidemic.
Because he was a guy ' wherever it ', he was forever getting any girls ' even though someone '.
- Do you know how to interest an idiot?.
- How?.
- Tomorrow will tell.
Sometimes the woman is sweet and of good simply because not enough is beautiful, to allow yourself to be harmful.
It seems to me that the Internet using their own language is a.
For example the phrase ' This is the most readable and well-known author in the world ' is translated into Russian as ... dv, who is it?? '.
In the doctor's office floods ambal:.
- Doctor! .
The doctor cautiously looks around:.
- A young man, and who are you going to fuck something?.
Silicone breast - not just decoration!.
mushrooms. They are different! .
If you can not play squash, do not worry - just find yourself an idiot for arguing.
I try to be photographed with her friends at a distance, so you can cut yourself.
Friendship ends, and good avatars are always needed!.
- I do not know about you, but I love hot dogs and eat them with gusto!.
- When grown on Freudianism etymologists will be engaged in these words - ' sosiska' - cha appetite dramatically poubavitstso!.
- Daddy, why did the old man threw the first two times, and seine caught fish?.
- And this is because my son, that the fish was out of coverage.
Women are offended by us saying that we, men, and have only one.
But the more they resent us when this is what one of them and we do not want to. ) ) ) ).
Yesterday was a day of Workhorse: fissure, fracture, hall, scrap, bummer.
If the life you bet *.
then she gets up,.
means she likes you.
so what do you parishsya?.
No matter how much of me did not say good, I always have something to add!.
- You probably are not compatible. Who is he sign?.
- He - moron. For the life of.
In order to understand what was the last shot of an extra, you need to drink it.
A country sorely lacking heating. Absolutely impossible to get out from under the warm morning,.
cozy blankets and warm up your heels on the ice floor. The bedroom should be warm floor. This time.
A person is not peculiar to sleep alone. These are two. Generally, two is better and warmer. Although, if we compare.
even a very hot sex and hot skin under the arm to wake up still does not want.
The worse drown, the pleasant with. HCS brings!.
Guess How drunk was crawling snake?. Right!.
And come December 2012. And appeared in the sky the asteroid. And he began to fall to Earth. And the reign.
Panic in the world is coming to the End of the Aztec calendar. And the asteroid crashed to the stone.
Aztec Calendar. And there was dust. And there was the shock wave. And when the dust has dissipated, the site of the destroyed.
calendar was a new calendar of the Aztecs, to 32 118 years. And lying next to another rock, less. and.
was an inscription on it: ' The next calendar will be sent to the planet exactly at the closing of the old.
calendar, thank you for using our calendar stone! '.
- What is on vacation sobiraeshsya do?.
- Fuck everything that moves. And you?.
- I'll try not to move.
Turned out to be an hour of free time. Warm autumn weather. He sat down on a park bench, with the package of juice.
I read with a mobile guide to pickup because I have a strained with the opposite sex. And then.
girls sack with questions: - The young and how much time? .
treat? . ? .
- Let's take a drink.
- Atlichny toast!.
Girl: Honey, you just save me from pregnancy.
The guy finishes:- Be- D -e- w -i- i- iis!.
At our entrance are people of different nationalities, as they say full Internationale! .
Russian only I, but in spite of it in Russian is still communicate! .
German deaf.
He is something, in fact, FSUs, however, as I do, too! .
It's hard to believe, but the deaf German spoke in Russian! .
word, but clearly, without accent and with a look!.
Germany. Father and son out of a brothel.
- Dad, what is love?.
- You know, my son is wonderful, for it does not pay. It came up with Russian.
- Sanya, he said that we need to the north. Where on the map north?.
- Lev, we are in the metro. North remained at the top!.
Today brought the documents to the new employee by the name of Shmarov.
I went to look: exactly Shmarov!.
Got something to the eyes anecdote.
The girl wrote her mother a letter:.
' Dopogaya mommy! . It forces me to make love.
always and everywhere. Ha balcony when I cook, stipayu underwear and even when sitting at the computer yokutseozhuen.
^.
Posted by anecdote familiar to ICQ. A minute later came the answer:.
- Trailer is not understood: come kryakozyabry.
As soon as emptied a keg of wine, in the eyes of Prince Ivan gradually turned into a frog princess.
Perturbed by drivers who do not understand how you can put the signs so mindlessly,.
waiting for traffic cops happy, ready to provide them with paid consulting on this issue.
The wife to her husband after the Japanese restaurant:.
- And I liked the Japanese philosophy that they believe that a good dinner.
twice to have sex.
- Dura. That they are our proverb: ...
in relation to their traditional flatware.
Published rating of Russian multimilitsionerov.
- So you're the guy!!! .
- And you're that jerk had not dismantled. ?)).
Childhood - the happiest years of his life, but not for children!.
Opened in Moscow Circus on the water! .
Not worth it, damn it, an unknown hairdresser say ' Surprise me'.
On the wedding night the newly-made husband asks:.
- Honey, tell me frankly, I'm the first man who sleeps with you?.
- Well, if you're going to bed - then yes!.
Win, happened, all enemies - and boredom overcomes this,.
that you begin to do harm to the right and the left to quickly acquire new.
@ izdets - an abstract understanding of the situation in which under the influence of various factors you are suffering colossal fiasco.
If you went to bed at night in the shoes - the reason the morning headache.
- Do you know why we're going to die one day?.
- Why?.
- Because kill each other!.
- Dad, you're one else wanted - a girl or a boy?.
- Actually, my son, I just wanted to have a good time.
The lessons of physical training designed to show.
physical advantages of teachers and students emphasize the physical defects.
With the first child 's parents boil everything, with the second - only the nipples, with a third nipple pour.
hot water, and if the nipple and the fourth dragged a dog bites - that is the problem of child.
how to get it back!.


