Happy recruiter!

morning. peak hour. metro.
Rhythmically swaying under the rumble of the wheels, inspect passengers dreams. Vyalovato pushed towards the exit, or take the vacated seat. And only one frantically leafing through diary:.
- At work, work... So what we have there? . It seems until all.

office. The beginning of the day.
From the open door of neighboring buildings blowing aroma of coffee. But the recruiter does not have to think about the mortal. Worldly happiness is not for him.
- Well, where is this secretary? . Or she thinks she will be head of the planning day itself... knocking... Well, thanks, at least was! .
Hmm, but what about literacy? .
Thanks, I 'll call you need, when the leadership to get acquainted with your resume. bye.

- Call, call... So, where to call? .
- Hello, Sergey! . Yes, of course, I'll find out what happened.
- Hello, Dimitri? .
fiasco. A complete fiasco. Month of work down the drain. Of the twenty applicants selected to be desired, and you... The best is... So what to do? .
- Sergey! . I could not tell. too bad. Yes, I understand that need urgent. We look for....
- Search, search, search for... Where to find it? .

noon. At the window.
Sunny Day. Patterned shadow of leaves on the sidewalk. A light fresh breeze. Couple in cafe. But... there are better things to do....
Well, where is my precious architect? . So, work with metal,.
AutoCAD... wonderful... only to come!.
Knocking... Hooray!.
- Welcome! .
Again, the sound.
- Welcome! .
Something kind of had a rumpled.... And the smell of fumes. Or it seemed?.
Not... tells seemed that every Saturday with the mayor goes to the bath, in town planning at it all go to attention, and he Grandmother to him for advice runs....
But then why are designed chicken coops? .
Oh, architects... Well, why are you so....
Come and see me, that sent us there? .
Who is it?.
I am looking for the post of director, manager, office manager or marketing manager. The salary not less than 500 have. e. Experience: 1 Months. - An assistant teacher in child care centers.
Class easy! .

lunch hour. office.
In the corridor, heard footsteps. Heels of a neighboring firm ran for donuts. Squeaky soles go for a beer geek. Imposing lawyers shuffling portends a dinner of four courses. Recruiters munching sandwiches, without departing from the workplace.
- Something does not come Logistics. For forty minutes, as it should be. Do not come, maybe. In traffic flow, you see, confused.
The phone rings.
- Hey, somebody get the phone! . smoking is gone. Rabotnicki.
- Hello, I listen to you! . How much? .
Even this did not have a headache! .
Half an hour before the interview. Will I have to call accountants....
- Hello, you sent us your resume... There is a vacancy. Working since yesterday? .
- Hello, you sent us your resume... There is a vacancy. Yes, the telecommunications company. On the Left Bank. Far to go? .
- Hello, you sent us your resume... There is a vacancy. Salary little? .
Oh, accountants... Well you are bad?.

Five o `clock. Meeting Room.
The shadows lengthened, and the soft summer sun beckons and calls. Sweet stretching, someone has already anticipating a meeting with friends, a pleasant evening and a walk with his beloved dog. But it's far from there.... At the recruiting agency work always boils.
- Oh, and why are you so much? . Well, let friends wait at the door.
- So, work on a part-time suit you? . Our client intends that a courier be working with him in this position at least six months. Then, may increase. Like, just two weeks? .
Survived! . Passport did not bother to get... With Friends come b... more parents brought with them! .
bell.
- Hello, Olga! . Of course, a very active. There is still a good candidate. The interviews - every day, but there is nothing to make you happy. Of course, I understand that need urgent. redouble our efforts.
Oh, God! . And that the idea worked, but not for money. I only know this one - I. Maybe invite them to his candidacy? .

evening. The end of the day.
Heels of a neighboring office utsokali half an hour ago. Moving away, subsiding important-looking steps lawyers. When computer scientists go nobody knows.

- Where is my manager? .
- Welcome. You have a wonderful experience. And you know the market. And what are your suggestions for a new job?.
That's bad luck. He has to sell does not want anything, wants to be the chief. Says a manager to be bothered. In a managerial position, they say, calmer. And wants to pay - Otpad. But for such a salary may contain polfirmy. And all this work for any price would not, ish, sprawled lazily... Drone... And how do these hold? .
poldevyatogo. Home, go home. Again, call. But when does it end!.
- Welcome. Yes, we select staff. Yes, the service charge. We can, of course. Let us find you a freight forwarder, do not worry. And what product deliver? .
Everything came.

evening. Half-empty subway car.
So what we have out there tomorrow? .

Natalia Naumenko.

http://www. pro-robotu. com. ua.

The familiar is the topic

So I waited for. Two old Trust project who have lived in the index with a reference load of nearly three years, did not stand head and fell under the AGS, reducing the number of its pages to less than 10. Accordingly, I am slowly but surely losing nearly 120 rubles a day. Still had to reopen part of net reserves the projects and put glanders.

I must say that for me glanders never an end in itself. This cover my expenses for promotion in the same Sapa. In fact, today the entire earnings in ksape I realize a good company in Moscow under the goal of promoting and glanders 100% pick himself. But with foci Yandex had to attend to the creation of new projects under the glanders.

By the way, want to zabavnyashku? . you. This is for those who doubt that Yandex Bar reads all wherever you go. And we find out at the club, which is. ideal project for sap. And had invayting for a group of club. vKontakte.

Well, for those who want neighing on Saturday -. branch. Topics at the cocktail party, led by a fighter for clean seo Anton nose, opening his agency to promote the sites. I cried. Holy naivete. But it will buy. And they will pay. And will report. Even clients will say they are satisfied. For a 10% increase in. Fuck that seasonal. Fuck that 90 % gave a one-time influx of traffic from a couple of top- Learn. Go, have fun. All industry professionals recommend.

As an additional topic for discussion: everything is connected to the project Twi -fashioned advertising? . We must make a 10 tweeters, namassfollouit of 10k people, and then stupidly once a day to take all promotional tweets. Each ACC will give $ 100 a day. Total piece bucks a month from scratch.

And more. Deputies and senators are reported on the income. And because no one comes to mind is divided into 12 income - because we are used to measure the months. And the income of 200-300 thousand. rub. for the state of her husband just funny. However, much funnier than the reaction of ' the public '. Not for nothing, I made ​​a signature to the club: ... Think - why are you less! ...

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Friday - a break!

Philosophize about the meaning of a programmer 's no life - now becomes absolutely clear that the profession we are all wrong. Take, for coaches in the pool or the animators at the resort - all day in the cool some water around naked [ cool ] women. That is the work of. Well, at least take the foresters - sat under a tree in deep shade, roll forward chekushku, birds singing, crickets chirping.
And we? . To view a boss only please - shut up and sit and wait for the end of the day. Air conditioning or can not cope, or so cold, that you walk like an idiot with a sore throat and nasty people are interested sarcastically ' cold beer drunk I suppose? '.

A nick? .

In general, the creative impulses are no. All are drinking a cold beer.

By next Friday I promise to write how to perform IT holidays.