Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Happy recruiter!






morning. peak hour. metro.
Rhythmically swaying under the rumble of the wheels, inspect passengers dreams. Vyalovato pushed towards the exit, or take the vacated seat. And only one frantically leafing through diary:.
- At work, work... So what we have there? . It seems until all.

office. The beginning of the day.
From the open door of neighboring buildings blowing aroma of coffee. But the recruiter does not have to think about the mortal. Worldly happiness is not for him.
- Well, where is this secretary? . Or she thinks she will be head of the planning day itself... knocking... Well, thanks, at least was! .
Hmm, but what about literacy? .
Thanks, I 'll call you need, when the leadership to get acquainted with your resume. bye.

- Call, call... So, where to call? .
- Hello, Sergey! . Yes, of course, I'll find out what happened.
- Hello, Dimitri? .
fiasco. A complete fiasco. Month of work down the drain. Of the twenty applicants selected to be desired, and you... The best is... So what to do? .
- Sergey! . I could not tell. too bad. Yes, I understand that need urgent. We look for....
- Search, search, search for... Where to find it? .

noon. At the window.
Sunny Day. Patterned shadow of leaves on the sidewalk. A light fresh breeze. Couple in cafe. But... there are better things to do....
Well, where is my precious architect? . So, work with metal,.
AutoCAD... wonderful... only to come!.
Knocking... Hooray!.
- Welcome! .
Again, the sound.
- Welcome! .
Something kind of had a rumpled.... And the smell of fumes. Or it seemed?.
Not... tells seemed that every Saturday with the mayor goes to the bath, in town planning at it all go to attention, and he Grandmother to him for advice runs....
But then why are designed chicken coops? .
Oh, architects... Well, why are you so....
Come and see me, that sent us there? .
Who is it?.
I am looking for the post of director, manager, office manager or marketing manager. The salary not less than 500 have. e. Experience: 1 Months. - An assistant teacher in child care centers.
Class easy! .

lunch hour. office.
In the corridor, heard footsteps. Heels of a neighboring firm ran for donuts. Squeaky soles go for a beer geek. Imposing lawyers shuffling portends a dinner of four courses. Recruiters munching sandwiches, without departing from the workplace.
- Something does not come Logistics. For forty minutes, as it should be. Do not come, maybe. In traffic flow, you see, confused.
The phone rings.
- Hey, somebody get the phone! . smoking is gone. Rabotnicki.
- Hello, I listen to you! . How much? .
Even this did not have a headache! .
Half an hour before the interview. Will I have to call accountants....
- Hello, you sent us your resume... There is a vacancy. Working since yesterday? .
- Hello, you sent us your resume... There is a vacancy. Yes, the telecommunications company. On the Left Bank. Far to go? .
- Hello, you sent us your resume... There is a vacancy. Salary little? .
Oh, accountants... Well you are bad?.

Five o `clock. Meeting Room.
The shadows lengthened, and the soft summer sun beckons and calls. Sweet stretching, someone has already anticipating a meeting with friends, a pleasant evening and a walk with his beloved dog. But it's far from there.... At the recruiting agency work always boils.
- Oh, and why are you so much? . Well, let friends wait at the door.
- So, work on a part-time suit you? . Our client intends that a courier be working with him in this position at least six months. Then, may increase. Like, just two weeks? .
Survived! . Passport did not bother to get... With Friends come b... more parents brought with them! .
bell.
- Hello, Olga! . Of course, a very active. There is still a good candidate. The interviews - every day, but there is nothing to make you happy. Of course, I understand that need urgent. redouble our efforts.
Oh, God! . And that the idea worked, but not for money. I only know this one - I. Maybe invite them to his candidacy? .

evening. The end of the day.
Heels of a neighboring office utsokali half an hour ago. Moving away, subsiding important-looking steps lawyers. When computer scientists go nobody knows.

- Where is my manager? .
- Welcome. You have a wonderful experience. And you know the market. And what are your suggestions for a new job?.
That's bad luck. He has to sell does not want anything, wants to be the chief. Says a manager to be bothered. In a managerial position, they say, calmer. And wants to pay - Otpad. But for such a salary may contain polfirmy. And all this work for any price would not, ish, sprawled lazily... Drone... And how do these hold? .
poldevyatogo. Home, go home. Again, call. But when does it end!.
- Welcome. Yes, we select staff. Yes, the service charge. We can, of course. Let us find you a freight forwarder, do not worry. And what product deliver? .
Everything came.

evening. Half-empty subway car.
So what we have out there tomorrow? .





Natalia Naumenko.


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