Funny analogy

And what images I got:.
a. Scrum -master. - A baby. Frodo Baggins. Cute boy with big blue eyes and a jaunty curls. A guy in the village and all ducky. But at the same time, he bears the burden of keeper! .

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  On the one hand Scrum Master - keeper TEAM. He helps her to solve domestic problems, he decides to external problems and removes obstacles to their fellow Hobbits.
  


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  On the other hand Scrum Master - keeper PROCESS. Starting with the conduct of all meetings and to monitoring the implementation of decisions made by the team retrospective.
  

2. Product Owner. - An analogy from another world -. football coach. Yes, yes, yes. I know! . Take a look:.

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  The coach determines the purpose and strategy of the team for a long period: specifies the training schedule, preparing the team to success in every game of the season in general and in the longer term.
  


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  The coach determines the purpose and tactics of the team for one game, players make recommendations. And he does it during the breaks ( retrospective ).
  


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  A good coach does not say Arshavin as a rearrange the legs to run faster. For the purpose of implementation of the game players themselves are responsible.
  


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  The coach determines the priorities for the team. For example, it does not bother the children at the European Championships in order to better prepare for UEFA Cup.
  

Here are two analogies - bright, funny and quite a few intelligible came into my head. After the first lecture will try to analyze their effect.

Thank you!.